Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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