Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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