i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
