I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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