I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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