I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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