she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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