This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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