Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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