Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize