oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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