How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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