strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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