Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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