So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We have so much sex to catch up on
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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