My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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