Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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