Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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