I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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