you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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