i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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