Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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