I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Less talking, more tequila
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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