everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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