so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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