I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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