he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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