they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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