I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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