i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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