who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
