I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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