therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i think i have two assholes
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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