So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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