she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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