at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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