I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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