Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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