dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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