What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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