Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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