I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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