So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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