I'm drive I can fine osifer
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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