We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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