What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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