So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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