what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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