the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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