Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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