The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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