wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We don't watch enough power rangers
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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