he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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