What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
operation harelip BJ is a go
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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