I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you win again, gameday.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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