i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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